DrDoge took Folding@Home’s few latest research papers and boiled them down to pure meme ready English. So next time someone asks if crypto does anything for the world just show them this page and tell them “you’re welcome.” Serious science, unserious attitude.
Truth is, none of the AI-generated pictures really did these topics justice.
Turns out not just the Boring page can be boring...
All this was made possible by the citizen scientists of Folding@Home and the real researchers who ran the show:
Ayan Bhattacharjee and Gregory R. Bowman.
Turns out, a little teamwork at the atomic scale and the GPU scale can go a long way.
Source: Official scientific publications (PDF)
Warning: this is a real scientific paper. It contains scary equations, dense biology terms, and exactly zero memes. Unless you have a PhD or a lot of free time, you probably won’t understand a word. That’s why DrDoge translated it for you.
Credit goes to the real scientists who wrangled all those proteins:
Joshua D. Horton, Eric L. Van Eps, Yasmeen N. Shaikh, William M. Clemons, David M. Thal, and Jens Meiler.
If you ever donated GPU power to Folding@Home, you’re part of the story too. Teamwork makes science work.
Source: Official scientific publications (PDF)
Warning: this is a real scientific paper. It contains scary equations, dense biology terms, and exactly zero memes. Unless you have a PhD or a lot of free time, you probably won’t understand a word. That’s why DrDoge translated it for you.
Credit goes to the real scientists who ran the numbers and checked the results: Sebastian J. Polster, Hannah K. Bruce Macdonald, Michael R. Shirts. Thanks to them, science just got a little faster and a lot cleaner.
Source: Official scientific publications (PDF)
Warning: this is a real scientific paper. It contains scary equations, dense biology terms, and exactly zero memes. Unless you have a PhD or a lot of free time, you probably won’t understand a word. That’s why DrDoge translated it for you.
Real scientific work by
Alberto Monti, Gaia Ghirlanda, Giovanni Bucci, Giorgia Spatola, Silvia Giordano, Caterina Fanelli, Paolo S. Dituri, Luigi Vitale, Arianna Gambacorta, William P. D. Wright, Nathan S. G. Williams, Riccardo Gobbo, Francesco Zaccaria, and Annalisa Pastore.
Thanks to their creativity, tweaking proteins just got a lot brighter.
Source: Official scientific publications (PDF)
Warning: this is a real scientific paper. It contains scary equations, dense biology terms, and exactly zero memes. Unless you have a PhD or a lot of free time, you probably won’t understand a word. That’s why DrDoge translated it for you.
This work was done by
Andrew S. McKenzie, Julia G. V. Blersch, Alex Z. Vasquez, Pramodh Valluri, and Julius B. Lucks.
Thanks to their efforts, scientists are a step closer to programming cells like computers.
Source: Official scientific publications (PDF)
Warning: this is a real scientific paper. It contains scary equations, dense biology terms, and exactly zero memes. Unless you have a PhD or a lot of free time, you probably won’t understand a word. That’s why DrDoge translated it for you.
Real work by
Dylan Novack, Si Zhang, and Vincent A. Voelz from Temple University.
Thanks to them and to everyone who lent computer power to Folding@Home, we are getting closer to designing new medicines right on the computer.
Source: Official scientific publications (PDF)
Warning: this is a real scientific paper. It contains scary equations, dense biology terms, and exactly zero memes. Unless you have a PhD or a lot of free time, you probably won’t understand a word. That’s why DrDoge translated it for you.
This research was done by
Charlotte L. Doyle, Yahui Jin, Zhiyuan Wu, Chloe A. Meyer, Michael C. Wiener, and Jeffrey L. Brodsky.
Thanks to their work, we know more about how cells survive tough times.
Source: Official scientific publications (PDF)
Warning: this is a real scientific paper. It contains scary equations, dense biology terms, and exactly zero memes. Unless you have a PhD or a lot of free time, you probably won’t understand a word. That’s why DrDoge translated it for you.
This work was done by
Hiroaki Ishikawa, Laura L. Lackner, and Rong Li.
Thanks to their discoveries, we know more about the traffic rules inside living cells.
Source: Official scientific publications (PDF)
Warning: this is a real scientific paper. It contains scary equations, dense biology terms, and exactly zero memes. Unless you have a PhD or a lot of free time, you probably won’t understand a word. That’s why DrDoge translated it for you.
This review was written by
Debora S. Marks, Ron O. Dror, Bonnie Berger, and Jennifer Listgarten.
Thanks to their overview, we see how the future of biology will be built by humans and AI working together.
Source: Official scientific publications (PDF)
Warning: this is a real scientific paper. It contains scary equations, dense biology terms, and exactly zero memes. Unless you have a PhD or a lot of free time, you probably won’t understand a word. That’s why DrDoge translated it for you.
But if you are truly curious, you can find every result from 2000 to 2023 here:
https://foldingathome.org/papers-results/
If all this proof doesn’t convince you, feel free to go look at another random JPG on the internet.